A blast from the past…(so to speak)
I’m not posting because I’ve been thrown into a bit of a panic. I’ll post the reason later tonight.
But I was looking through the humor folder at work for something a friend asked me to find for him, and I stumbled across this…
I don’t know whether this falls under a joke, a time capsule, irony, satire, political commentary, proof against revisionists, or what…
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The President is meeting with Saddam Hussein regarding the recent
crisis. They are meeting in Hussein’s Baghdad capital, and halfway
through the meeting Hussein hits a button on his armrest. A fake arm
flies out and hits Clinton in the face.
A little while later he hits another button and Clinton ducks, only to
be kicked in the butt. A while later, this happens again. Clinton is
angry, calls a break, and they decide to meet again later, in
Washington.
When Hussein comes to DC, they sit in Clinton’s office. A few minutes
into the discussions, Clinton hits a button, Hussein ducks, but
nothing happens. A few minutes later, Clinton hits another button, Hussein
ducks again, but still nothing happens. This happens a third time, and
Hussein, by this point, is angry and paranoid.
He gets up and shouts “Enough of this! I’m going back to Baghdad!”
Clinton looks up and displays a funny-looking smirk to the Iraqi
leader. Then quite calmly replies, “What Baghdad?”
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